Lesser of Two Evils

O.M.G. I never thought I'd live to see the day when Katie Couric was the one I despised less of any two people on a screen together -- most of you know how I feel about the Perky Newshole -- but she's done it. At least she can form complete sentences. You go, Couric. But while you go, go easy on the mascara, there's a good girl. Now as for you, Sarah... I'm sorry, but scaling back the makeup isn't going to do you any good. Better start studying.