Omigosh...that is funny, but...was it so hard you couldn't cut it with a knife, and did it get passed around his family for three or four years, each year at Christmas and become the butt of family jokes? And then...did he get it back one year, again, and did he get mad, hit it with a hammer, break it in to small pieces, and put it in the trash (in the very, very bottom!)? And then...did his sister dig it out, glue it back together, and give it back to him as a Christmas gift the next year, yet again? No? Well then, even at 43 years old, it still isn't as great as our Bertoncelj family fruitcake story. Everyone knows that true fruitcakes live FOREVER (unless actually ingested and then I still wonder), so although 43 years is pretty old for anything food related, I think our fruitcake story beats his!
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Omigosh...that is funny, but...was it so hard you couldn't cut it with a knife, and did it get passed around his family for three or four years, each year at Christmas and become the butt of family jokes? And then...did he get it back one year, again, and did he get mad, hit it with a hammer, break it in to small pieces, and put it in the trash (in the very, very bottom!)? And then...did his sister dig it out, glue it back together, and give it back to him as a Christmas gift the next year, yet again? No? Well then, even at 43 years old, it still isn't as great as our Bertoncelj family fruitcake story. Everyone knows that true fruitcakes live FOREVER (unless actually ingested and then I still wonder), so although 43 years is pretty old for anything food related, I think our fruitcake story beats his!
Ours is way better than his.
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