Corvettes Are Like Lingerie

I just followed an older black Stingray up Front Street, impressed by the care somebody put into keeping it glossy. License plate: RADAR B8. I'm always so pleased when people are witty.

I guess it's only fair to tell you that when you drive too fast through Wyoming with Utah plates on your vehicle, we have a name for you. You're Bear Bait. And you've financed quite a few WYDOT projects over the years.

So how are they alike? Whenever you're in them, you're just asking to get f****d.